Questions I Ask Myself While Watching Lord of the Rings at 2.30am

How come, although they’re supposedly on this long and arduous journey, Sam never loses any weight?

If the elves are immortal, how come they can die during battle?

Why didn’t Elrond just push Isildur into the fires of Mount Doom? Seriously? It would have saved so many problems.

When Gandalf rides to Isengard for advice and sees that his boss is really Christopher Lee, surely he should know that he’s evil? Hasn’t he seen Dracula??

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